Cookie Clicker: The Story

On August 10th, 2013 a very cool dude from europe named Orteil made a game called Cookie Clicker. Cookie Clicker back then was just meant to be a joke, with Orteil expecting people to play only for 1 Hour or so and then stop playing. However, an internet user already found Cookie Clicker and started playing it. He stayed up all night, clicking on the Cookie. After many days, He got as much as the game had to offer. He told his friends about it, and his friends went home and played it, and they too got addicted and wouldn't stop playing. Then the friends told their friends, and so on and so forth. By now, almost a thousand people were playing Cookie Clicker. Then, Somebody had went on twitter and said "Play Cookie Clicker!", He had about 200 followers on twitter,(Dont ask how), and many of them started playing it, with them getting addicted, and telling their friends in real life and going on Twitter and posted Cookie Clicker things. Now a few THOUSAND players played Cookie Clicker, and it kept spreading. And then a few MILLION players started playing! Suddenly, on December 10th, 2013 cookies started raining from the sky!  At first, people were surprised, but then they really didn't care. The next day, a giant cookie appeared in the sky with Cursors all around it! Cookie Clickers started bowing at it, and thanked the "Cookie Gods." The next day, Grandmas started marching in the street. Suddenly, a man named "The Cookie Clicker" appeared and told everyone to "Prepare for cookie awesomeness." Cookie Clickers bowed to him, but other people thought he was crazy! The next day, regular Farms were replaced with Cookie Farms and buildings were knocked down to make room for Cookie Factories! People all over the world started to taste his cookies, and theyre COOKIES!!!! Then a scientist gave him a blueprint for a Time Machine, and he made a Time Machine! With the Time Machine, he could go back in time and get cookies that were just baked! As his cookies got even more famous, he bought and upgraded a ton of stuff! Finally, he got a Antimatter Condenser. He starting condensing antimatter into cookies the moment he got it, and for once, he was happy. Prisms even turned light into cookies! His cookies were famous throughout the whole galaxy, and he was happy. Suddenly, the Grandmas got mad! They were mad of having to bake cookies forever without pay, and they rose against the C wanted more! So he made his army of Grandmas bigger, and started making Cookie Mines! Work in Factories, Farms, and Mines were increasing by the second! His cookies got better and better, and people wanted even more! Banks now had cookies, people started praying to priests of Cookie Temples, and witched used spells to summon Cookies! Suddenly, NASA revealed that there were "Cookie Planets!" He made 15 Rocket Ships, and started shipping fresh cookies from the Cookie Planets! Cookies from the Cookie Planets were way more tastier than normal cookies, and people demanded more! He increased his cookie industry, and then got Alchemy Labs! Gold all over the world was being turned into cookies! Then, he figured out how to make Cookieverse Portals! He made his first one, and starting retrieving a TON of cookies from the Cookieverse! He made a ton more, and people loved him! He was famous throughout the whole galaxy, and people wanted moookie Clicker! Wrinklers started damaging CPS, and the Cookie Clicker continued to fight them! Suddenly, a Wrath Cookie spawned! The Cookie Clicker didn't know what this red cookie was, so he clicked on it. Suddenly, his cookie production was decreased! After the effect, he finally decided to end this Grandma madness! He finally appeased the Grandmas at a price, but he was happy that the Grandmas were once again peaceful. But he thought he still wasn't making enough cookies so he turned luck itself into cookies. He thought that would be the end but no he stated building a Fractal engine to make cookies. And after all this he was going to take a break live life eat a cookie play another games after all he was 1st place on the leader board of cookie clicker players but wait 2nd place was catching up so he made A Java Script console to turn the code of the games into cookies he made 15 of these then the grandmas were helping with the consoles. But he wanted to stay in 1st forever so he stated hijacking other people playing to make more cookies he was mainly hijacking 2nd place, but what he failed to realize is that someone found a hidden code known today as saysopensesame and was gaining cookie faster that anyone in the world. In order to counter this he had gotten cortex gods to make cookies for him. But the secret code was too powerful so he did the only thing he could HE STARTED MAKING COOKIES HIMSELF AND HE HAD FINALLY MADE ENOUGH COOKIES!! But then he saw a strange button ascending but that's a story for another time.