one day in the alchemy lab the admins of this wiki took a shit in TheDarkWut's cereal box and he ate it and said MMM this is good Edit

the cookie then want to its creators and seid

let me give you cookies with my golden power

and so the cookies were happy forever.

and the WRATZH CKOOKIE was the son of golden cookie when the baby fell into the cookieverse into a ruby pit and to this day he never decided and gives you randomness every time.

the end (not really)

Then some random 3-year-old walked into the middle of the interstate out of his helicopter house and got hit in the left testicle by a unicorn eating a lawn gnome grandma who was baking cookies

Now the end (not really)